Q94.5 The Rock Station

This drunk chick is trying to dance all sexy like . . . until she eats it.

Q945rocks — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:09:22 +0000

This drunk chick is trying to dance all sexy like . . . until she eats it. This is amusing . . .

CLEVER SMOKERS IN MINNESOTA HAVE FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN THE STATE’S NEW SMOKING BAN:

Q945rocks — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:05:51 +0000

On October 1st of last year, it became illegal to smoke in restaurants or bars in Minnesota.

(–Many states have laws banning smoking in public places. Check out your state, here . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_smoking_bans_in_the_United_States.)

–But there are about 30 bars in Minnesota where people are still smoking . . . and NOT getting the usual $300 fine and misdemeanor charge. That’s because they found a loophole in the no-smoking ban . . .

–There’s a stipulation in the ban that says ACTORS are allowed to smoke during theatrical productions . . . as long as the audience is notified . . . because the cigarettes are considered PROPS.

–One bar in Maplewood, Minnesota (–near St. Paul), called The Rock is regularly staging what they call, quote, “theater nights.”

–During theater nights, customers pretend they are actors . . . so they can smoke. When they come into the bar . . . they even pass the “Props Department” . . . which is just a stack of black ashtrays.

–The bar also makes up fake playbills that list the names of bartenders and security guards . . . and say they’re playing the ROLES of bartenders and security guards.

–And at Barnacles Resort and Campground in Aitkin, Minnesota, they came up with an even more outrageous idea. They had a “Medieval Night” where everyone dressed in costume and spoke with an accent . . . just so they could smoke.

–The Minnesota Health Department has caught on to the whole thing . . . and they said they’ll fine a bar $10,000 if it’s caught putting on a fake theater night.

(Associated Press)

Attack of the Dimwitts

Q945rocks — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:41:25 +0000

Heres a collection of all of your favorite idiots getting into trouble. Grab yourself a beer, and have fun!

Darwin Award Dimwits II - Attack of the Dimwit

Amazing Pool Shots

Q945rocks — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:43:16 +0000

I wanna see you guys do this at the local pool hall!

Former Miss Nevada Usa Is In Trouble Again. . . Only This Time It’s With The Law

Q945rocks — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:20:41 +0000

Remember KATIE REES? She’s the former Miss Nevada USA who was forced to give back her crown in 2006 after pictures of her getting naked and hammered showed up online.

–Well Katie’s back in the news again after getting arrested yesterday morning in Las Vegas.

–Katie was pulled over a little before 3:00 A.M. for a traffic violation. During the stop, cops learned she was driving on a suspended license.

–When they tried to arrest her, she totally LOST IT and began throwing elbows and kicking cops.

–Katie is being held on six misdemeanor charges, including resisting a police officer, driving on a suspended license, driving with suspended license plates and speeding.
(Fox News)

(–Here’s Katie’s oddly-sexy mugshot, as well as some of the pictures that got her in trouble with the pageant people.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â WARNING:. . . drunk chicks showing their nipples can be seen here . . .)

ATTENTION WOMEN: Wear Stiletto Heels And You’ll Have Better Sex

Q945rocks — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:55:35 +0000

Here’s some good news for women: If you wear high heels, it won’t just help you attract a HUGE, HUGE number of men. When you actually pick one, and decide to get-it-on with him . . . those heels are going to make things better during relations, too.

–According to a study at the University of Verona in Italy, when a woman regularly wears stiletto heels, they, quote, “directly work the muscles which are linked to a [climax].”

–In the study, they found that the heels that are best are TWO-INCH heels . . . they keep your feet at about a 15 degree angle to the ground . . . which makes the pelvic muscles most relaxed. (Daily Mail)

A DRUNK DRIVER NAMED BRYAN MORON DROVE HIS TRUCK INTO A HOUSE

Q945rocks — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:46:33 +0000

There’s a guy in Burleson, Texas (–just south of Fort Worth), whose name is Bryan Scott Moron. And I hate to pigeonhole him, and say that with a last name like that, there’s really only one way your life can go . . . but he’s not doing ANYTHING to prove that wrong.

–On Friday night, Moron, who’s 20, got drunk . . . then decided to drive drunk . . . and promptly slammed his white Chevrolet pickup truck into the side of a HOUSE.

–The arresting officer says that Moron blew more than twice the legal limit on the breathalyzer. Moron wasn’t hurt, but he was arrested for driving drunk and for failure to control speed. (FOX 4 - Dallas/Fort Worth)

Breast Implants for your Tattoos?

Q945rocks — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:20:28 +0000

We’re filing this one under the wtf? category.Â If that tattoo of a beautiful woman that’s on your arm just needs a little extra something, well, why not get her breast implants.Â Check this out…

Tattoo artist Lane Jensen gets breast implants for a woman tattooed on his leg.

We want to know what you think?

Swedish woman pukes on the Air - Gross!!!

Q945rocks — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:49:33 +0000

Scandalous photos of Mighty Mike Quinn

Q945rocks — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:28:59 +0000

Wow, we found these pictures of Mighty Mike Quinn,Â in what appears to be a very similar situation to the Oscar de la Joya photos.

Could these also be photoshopped?

What do you thinkÂ Â Â Â