There’s a guy in Burleson, Texas (–just south of Fort Worth), whose name is Bryan Scott Moron. And I hate to pigeonhole him, and say that with a last name like that, there’s really only one way your life can go . . . but he’s not doing ANYTHING to prove that wrong.

–On Friday night, Moron, who’s 20, got drunk . . . then decided to drive drunk . . . and promptly slammed his white Chevrolet pickup truck into the side of a HOUSE.

–The arresting officer says that Moron blew more than twice the legal limit on the breathalyzer. Moron wasn’t hurt, but he was arrested for driving drunk and for failure to control speed. (FOX 4 - Dallas/Fort Worth)

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